EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MARIO KART!!!
Baby Mario vs. Baby Peach!
BEGIN!
Baby Mario:
- Oh it's time for Baby Mario, it's time to kick your butt!
- You got something on your brain, it's turned to mush!
- I'm a legend, you're a fakie! I never seen a blakie!
- I got three rare badges, you have no pageants!
- I'll drive my car to your road and then squash you, and make a new kart!
- I'm the A-list, you're the lamest, kiss my butt, Peachy!
Baby Peach:
- Oh let's be nice, I was the one to become a princess!
- I'll serve you like a cake, man I have strong muscles!
- Your ancestor was a fat plumber, how did you bummer?
- I have a gold crown, you have a bad, moldy cap!
- I'm the best baby around, I'll stick a Toad up your booty,
- and make you dinner forever!
Baby Mario:
- I was first introduced in Yoshi's Island, and that wasn't bad,
- because you're a stupid baby, you never existed!
- I'm the baby of plumbing, you're a infant mess!
- And I'll call Shibui to whoop your big fat butt!
Baby Peach:
- You're older than I am, but you see me like this,
- I'll beat you faster than a Time Trial, no wonder!
- Your career has come to an end, You can't mend,
- Go suck your pop and run to your mushroom house!
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